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BREAKFAST MENU
Breakfast
control freak omelet
A 3-egger with MJ’s house-baked biscuits. Choice of THREE OF THESE: cheddar cheese, spicy jack cheese, Swiss cheese, MAGIC MUSHROOMS, sautéed spinach, hickory smoked ham, applewood bacon, sausage, red onions, fresh tomatoes, avocado or smoked salmon
XXXL 3 eggs any style
3 eggs to your liking - fried, poached, or we’ll even scramble them for you - MJ’s house-baked biscuits and choice of meat=applewood smoked bacon, hickory smoked ham or link sausage
(s)he man steak & eggs
Grilled 14 oz rib-eye steak, 3 eggs (fried/poached/scrambly—your choice) with world-famous hash browns and MJ’s house-baked biscuits
coffee shop big country potato & egg skillets
| BIG COUNTRY POTATOES | biscuits
BENNYS
our famous eggs benedict, with MJ’s hash browns & hollandaise | MISSIONARY STYLE | NOO YAWK | WOODSTOCK | TIJUANA
chunks of fresh fruit & juicy melon
just in time for that spinning class
country style buttermilk FLAPJACKS
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups
cinnamon brioche FRENCH TOAST w/ berries
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups
MJ’s famous house-baked L.A. STICKY BUNS
Warm, tender & fresh
MJ’s BUTTERMILK WAFFLE with berries
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups
lox & lox of BAGEL & a SCHMEAR
Toasted bagel with piled-high smoked salmon, red onion, sliced tomato, cream cheese & lots of guilt
CEREAL BOXES to your table
Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, Count Chocula, Maryjane’s ‘keep you regular’ house-made granola, Frosted Mini-Wheats and the dynamic Kellogg’s Corn Flakes
YOU2 IRISH OATMEAL
Made from scratch daily with gourmet syrups via Joshua Trees
the side dishes & extras
THE ½ GRAPEFRUIT=RAW
MJ’s WORLD-FAMOUS HASH BROWNS
YUMMY BREAKFAST PASTRIES
BAD ADVICE
MJ’s house-baked biscuits
SIDE OF LINK SAUSAGE, HICKORY SMOKED HAM or
APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON
TOASTED BAGEL WITH SWEET BUTTER OR C.C
Fresh-pressed orange…or…grapefruit juice
Soy milk, white milk…or…cold chocolate milk
La Colombe coffee
Hot Tazo teas
Lattes, cappuccinos and all that Seattle stuff
SUNDAY BRUNCH MENU
SUNDAY BRUNCH at Maryjane’s
control freak omelet
A 3-egger with MJ’s house-baked biscuits. Choice of THREE OF THESE: cheddar cheese, spicy jack cheese, Swiss cheese, MAGIC MUSHROOMS, sautéed spinach, hickory smoked ham, applewood bacon, sausage, red onions, fresh tomatoes, avocado or smoked salmon
XXXL 3 eggs any style
3 eggs to your liking - fried, poached, or we’ll even scramble them for you - MJ’s house-baked biscuits and choice of meat = applewood smoked bacon, hickory smoked ham or link sausage
(s)he man steak & eggs
Grilled 14 oz rib-eye steak, 3 eggs (fried/poached/ scrambly — your choice) with world-famous hash browns and MJ’s house-baked biscuits
coffee shop big country potato & egg skillets
BIG COUNTRY POTATOES topped with 2 eggs (fried/ poached/or we’ll even scramble them for you, your choice), MJ’s house-baked biscuits with choice of melted cheddar, spicy jack or Swiss and choice of applewood bacon, sausage or hickory smoked ham steak. Choice of choice…that’s AMERICA BABY!
BENNYS
our famous eggs benedict, with MJ’s hash browns & hollandaise | MISSIONARY STYLE | NOO YAWK | WOODSTOCK | TIJUANA
chunks of fresh fruit & juicy melon
just in time for that spinning class
country style buttermilk FLAP JACKS
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups
cinnamon brioche FRENCH TOAST w/ berries
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups
MJ'S famous house-baked L.A. STICKY BUNS
Warm, tender & fresh
MJ'S BUTTERMILK WAFFLE with berries
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups
lox & lox of BAGEL & a SCHMEAR
Toasted bagel with piled-high smoked salmon, red onion, sliced tomato, cream cheese & lots of guilt
CEREAL BOXES to your table
Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebbles, Count Chocula, Maryjane’s ‘keep you regular’ house-made granola, Frosted Mini- Wheats and the dynamic Kellogg’s Corn Flakes
YOU2 IRISH OATMEAL
Made from scratch daily with gourmet syrups via Joshua Trees
the side dishes & extras
(or ways to boost the average check) | BAD ADVICE
the HAMBURGER part of the menu
THE HAMBURGER
(missionary style)
THE CHEESEBURGER
(cheddar, pepper jack, Swiss, American or bleu)
THE BREAKFAST BURGER
(bacon, cheese & a fried egg)
Chopped SALADS for healthy hearts
CALIFORNIA COBB
(chicken, bleu, bacon, tomato, avocado, egg)
BUFFALO CHICKEN
(spicy chicken, romaine, carrot, celery, blue)
THE LITTLE GREEN SALAD
(found fresh in the garden today) | our award-winning salads come chopped and in a big-ass bowl. dressings we keep handy for control freaks: thousand +1 island, brokeback ranch, bleu cheese, green goddess, lo-fat asian, garlicky caesar, basil vinaigrette
the SANDWICH section
THE BASIC GRIDDLED BLACK FOREST HAM & CHEESE
on SOURDOUGH
(yes, we’ll do plain grilled cheese)
COFFEE SHOP TUNA MELT
(melted cheddar, tomato, tuna salad, rye)
LOS WINGOS
Choose your pain
mild, wild or insane. Crisp chicken tenders with blue cheese, celery, carrots & a sani-wipe. These spicy wings go best with cold beer, rock ‘n’ roll and Stacy’s mom
SOFT TACOS by MARY JANE
crisp battered fish in season.
You get two soft, locally-made flour tortillas, Mexican slaw, pico de gallo, queso blanco, cilantro sour cream…and a sani-wipe
VEGGIE TACOS
manly combination of the above with Osbourne Veggie Chili…”viva la vida veggie!”
FISH & CHIPS
Fresh battered MAHI-MAHI, malt vinegar & tartar
MILKSHAKES & virgin
CHOCOLATE or VANILLA MILKSHAKE
EBONY & IVORY MILKSHAKE
ROOTBEER FLOAT
FRESH SQUEEZED LEMONADE
SODA POP
comes with ice
TAZO ICE TEA
TAZO HOT TEAS
your choice
AHHNULD PAWLMUH
lemonade + Ice tea
ALL DAY MENU
BREAKFAST
control freak omelet
A 3-Egger with MJ’s house-baked biscuits; choice of THREE OF THESE: cheddar cheese, spicy jack cheese, Swiss cheese, MAGIC MUSHROOMS, sautéed spinach, hickory smoked ham, applewood bacon, sausage, red onions, fresh tomatoes, avocado or smoked salmon
XXXL 3 eggs any style
3 eggs to your liking - fried, poached, or we’ll even scramble them for you - MJ’s house-baked biscuits and choice of MEAT = applewood smoked bacon, hickory smoked ham or link sausage
country style buttermilk flapjacks
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups;
cinnamon brioche french
toast with berries
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups;
(two big, cold chunks of iceberg with bleu, tomato, bacon)
THE LITTLE GREEN SALAD
(found fresh in the garden today) | our award-winning salads come chopped and in a big-ass bowl. dressings we keep handy for control freaks: thousand +1 island, brokeback ranch, bleu cheese, green goddess, lo-fat asian, garlicky caesar, basil vinaigrette
the SANDWICH section
A.L.T
avocado+lettuce+tomato+9 grain toast=now order dessert!
THE BASIC GRIDDLED BLACK FOREST HAM & CHEESE
on SOURDOUGH
(yes, we’ll do plain grilled cheese)
THE HOT ELVIS
(peanut butter, bananas, griddled whiteboy bread)
COFFEE SHOP TUNA MELT
(melted cheddar, tomato, tuna salad, rye)
The AWARD-WINNING OPEN FACE MEATLOAF SANDWICH
(on griddled white boy bread with caramelized onions, covered with Wavy Gravy)
“MARYJANE’S RACHAEL”
(griddled with turkey, thousand+1 island, kraut, Swiss, rye)
SOUPS
BUBBY’S CHICKEN NOODLE
OSBOURNE VEGGIE CHILI
(hot, and yes, he is the spawn of Satan)
LOS WINGOS
Choose your pain
mild, wild or insane. Crisp chicken tenders with blue cheese, celery, carrots & a sani-wipe. These spicy wings go best with cold beer, rock ‘n’ roll and Stacy’s mom
SOFT TACOS by MARY JANE
Your choice of spiced chicken, fried fish in season or pork carnitas.
You get two soft, locally-made flour tortillas, Mexican slaw, pico de gallo, queso blanco, cilantro sour cream…and a sani-wipe
VEGGIE TACOS
manly combination of the above with Osbourne Veggie Chili…”viva la vida veggie!”
Almost-Famous SPECIALS section
FISH & CHIPS
fresh battered MAHI-MAHI, malt vinegar & tartar
FRIED CHICKEN
with mashed potatoes, gravy & buttered sweet peas
GRILLED SALMON
with citrus salsa, mashed potatoes, gravy & buttered sweet peas
STEAK FRITES
grilled 14 oz rib-eye steak with salty fries & gorgonzola herb butter
CHICKEN POP PIE
MJ’s version
THE MEATLOAF
not Eddie, the real thing with mashed potatoes, Wavy Gravy & buttered sweet peas
DAILY BLUE PLATE SPECIAL
ask us, we may actually know what it is
LATE NIGHT MENU
De-Late Night Menu
CONTROL FREAK OMELET
A 3-Egger with MJ’s house-baked biscuits. Choice of THREE OF THESE: cheddar cheese, spicy jack cheese, Swiss cheese, MAGIC MUSHROOMS, sautéed spinach, hickory smoked ham, applewood bacon, sausage, red onions, fresh tomatoes, avocado or smoked salmon
XXXL 3 EGGS ANY STYLE
3 eggs to your liking - fried, poached, or we’ll even scramble them for you - MJ’s house-baked biscuits and choice of meat=applewood smoked bacon, hickory smoked ham or link sausage
COUNTRY STYLE BUTTERMILK FLAPJACKS
With sweet butter & your personal MJ’s gourmet syrups
CHUNKS OF FRESH FRUIT & JUICY MELON
Just in time for that spinning class
the HAMBURGER part of the menu
THE HAMBURGER
(missionary style)
THE CHEESEBURGER
(cheddar, pepper jack, Swiss, American or bleu)
THE BREAKFAST BURGER
(bacon, cheese & a fried egg)
almost-famous SPECIALS section
FISH & CHIPS
fresh battered MAHI-MAHI, malt vinegar & tartar
THE AWARD-WINNING OPEN FACE MEATLOAF SANDWICH
on griddled white boy bread with caramelized onions, covered with Wavy Gravy
CALIFORNIA COBB
chicken, bleu, bacon, tomato, avocado, egg
THE BASIC GRIDDLED BLACK FOREST HAM & CHEESE ON SOURDOUGH
(yes, we’ll do plain grilled cheese)
DESSERTS
HOSTESS® POO POO PLATTER
Includes whatever mom has in the cupboard
BANANA SPLITS
one banana, two banana, three banana, four
WARM APPLE PIE
à la mode
TWINKIES® STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
red, round, plump berries gently placed on top of soft, delicious Twinkies® and topped with whipped cream