Eggs and Things

The Traditional Breakfast Special $8.99

2 eggs your way, choice of bacon, ham or sausage, home fries & choice of toast. Coffee or tea included.

The Big Breakfast $12.99

3 eggs your way, bacon, ham & sausage, home fries & choice of toast. Coffee or tea included.

Steak & Eggs $15.99

2 eggs your way, 6oz AAA striploin steak. Served with home fries & choice of toast. Coffee or tea included.

The Valley $11.99

2 eggs, choice of bacon, or ham, or sausage & your choice of french toast or pancake.

The Tropicanada $11.99

2 eggs, choice of bacon, ham or sausage plus a fresh fruit bowl.

The Greek Breakfast $8.99

2 eggs, 4 slices of tomatoes and cucumbers topped with feta cheese. (no homies)

Omelettes & Scrambles

Green Eggs & Ham $12.99

3 eggs scrambled with basil pesto, diced tomato, ham & parmesan cheese.

Mish Mash $12.99

3 eggs scrambled with bacon, ham & sausage, onion sweet peppers and shredded cheese.

VegetarianVegetarian Scramble $12.99

3 eggs scrambled with as many veggies and we can fit in: tomato, broccoli, onion and sweet peppers with tangy feta.

The #1 Omelette $12.99

Rolled with 3 eggs, fresh baby spinach, mushroom and creamy brie.

The Cowboy $12.99

A traditional three-egg omelette with smoky BBQ pulled pork, onion and sweet peppers.

Spanish Omelette $13.99

Chorizo sausage, black olives, spinach, salsa, 3-cheese blend.

Neptune Omelette $13.99

Lobster, bacon, cheddar, topped with hollandaise.

The Western $12.99

Grilled ham, green peppers and onions.

Breakfast Yummies

Pancakes From Scratch $9.99

We make our own buttermilk pancakes ready for you to order.

Our Famous French Toast $9.99

Made with thick slices of Rideau Bakery egg bread.

Chocolate Chip Pancakes From Scratch $11.49

3 Chocolate chip buttermilk pancakes.

Blueberry Pancakes from Scratch $11.49

3 blueberry buttermilk pancakes.

Belgian Waffles $13.99

Fresh seasonal berries topped with whip cream and real maple syrup.

Benedicts

The Wellington $13.99

2 poached eggs, AAA beef tenderloin and caramelized onions.

The Classic Benny $12.99

2 poached eggs and grilled peameal bacon.

Miss Vicky $12.99

2 poached eggs, sautéed spinach, bell peppers, zucchini and mushroom.

The Lady Natasha $14.99

2 poached eggs with Atlantic smoked salmon, cream cheese and fresh baby spinach.

The Californian Kid $13.99

2 poached eggs with grilled ham, ripe avocado, shredded cheddar and topped with our spicy chipotle hollandaise.

The Italian Job $13.99

Spicy Italian sausage, sautéed mixed peppers, topped with feta cheese and house hollandaise.

The Diner Florentine $14.99

Baby spinach, peameal bacon, cheddar, house holly on a Kettleman's bagel.

The East Coast Shuffle $14.99

Lobster, avocado, tomato, bacon crumble and house Hollandaise sauce.

The Bacon Grilled Cheese $13.99

Simply a bacon grilled cheese Benedict.

Latkes Benny $14.99

Potato au gratin pancakes, melted cheese, bacon crumble with a house salad.

Light and Healthy

Goblet of Fruit $8.99

Fresh fruit, banana & seasonal berries.

Fresh Start $9.99

2 poached eggs, fresh fruit salad & sesame bagel with cream cheese.

F.Y.G. $10.99

Fresh fruit, banana, seasonal berries, granola, mixed nuts & probiotic yogurt.

Oatmeal $7.99

Made fresh to order with a side of brown sugar & steamed milk.

Smoked salmon platter $14.99

Smoked salmon, server with lemon, capers, onions, house salad & a Kettleman's bagel 'n cream cheese.

Bagel $4.99

Kettleman's Bagel 'n cream cheese.

Breakfast Sandwishes

The Original Favourite $11.99

2 fried eggs, bacon, cheddar and mayo.

The Mother Clubber $12.99

2 fried eggs, ripe avocado, mozzarella and pesto mayo.

The Western Club $12.99

Scrambled eggs, ham, red and green peppers, onion and mayo.

Stoner Burger $13.99

Sweet and Savory sausage patty topped with bacon, cheddar, chipotle mayo and a Sunnyside up egg on a bun. Please use the comment box to remove any item.

Breakfast Burrito $13.99

Scrambled eggs, spicy sausage, peppers, onions, avocado, salsa & chipotle cream cheese. Comes with half homies and half salad.

Veggie Scramble Wrap $13.99

Scrambled eggs, baby spinach, broccoli, tomatoes, onions, zucchini, peppers, mushrooms & crumbled feta cheese.

Runners Wrap $13.99

Scrambled eggs, baby spinach, tomatos, avocado & chipotle cream cheese. Comes with salad.

Bagel Beltch $11.99

Kettelmans bagel with bacon, 2 fried eggs, lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese & mayo.

Try Our Breakfast Poutine & Hashes

Homie Breakfast Poutine $9.99

Our famous green onion homies, loaded with real curds and smothered in our signature hollandaise.

Carnivore Poutine $12.99

Bacon, sausage & ham with St. Albert's cheese curds smothered in our savoury hollandaise sauce.

Rough Rider's Poutine $14.99

AAA Beef tenderloin, mixed peppers, onions & mushrooms with St. Albert's cheese curds smothered in our savoury hollandaise sauce.

Smoked Meat Hash $13.99

Smoked Meat, breakfast sausage, mixed cheese, peppers & onions. Topped with chipotle hollandaise & 2 poached eggs.

Mexican Hash $14.99

Spicy sausage, mixed cheese, peppers, onions. Topped with chipotle hollandaise, ripe avocado & 2 poached eggs.

Campfire Hash $13.99

3 chopped creakfast sausages, baked beans, mixed cheese, hollandaise, 2 poached eggs.

The Stoner Hash $14.99

In house stoner burger, 2 poached eggs, bacon, mixed cheese, onions, mixed peppers, chipotle hollandaise.

Appetizers

Chicken Wings $11.99

1LB of crispy chicken wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Jamaican Jerk, BBQ, Hot or Sweet Chili Thai.

Calamari $7.99

Lightly dusted strips of calamari served with lemon & chipotle mayo.

Vegetarian Quesadillas (4 pcs) $10.99

Sweet peppers, black olives, tomatoes, green onions, black beans, sweetcorn & three cheeses with salsa & sour cream.

Mozzarella Sticks (5 pcs) $6.99

Stringy cheese sticks, served with fire roasted tomato salsa.

Onion Rings $7.99

A plate of our crispy fried breaded rings.

Gyro Egg Rolls $6.99

East meets West in these crispy eggrolls stuffed with seasoned gyro beef. Served with our homemade tzatziki.

Chicken Quesadillas (4 pcs) $13.99

Grilled chicken breast, sweet peppers, black olives, tomatoes, green onions, black beans, sweetcorn & three cheeses with salsa & sour cream.

Deep Fried Pickles (5 pcs) $6.99

Breaded pickle spears with ranch dipping sauce.

Sweet Potato Fries $7.99

A flavourful twist on our traditional golden-crispy fries made with sweet potato.

BBQ Pulled Pork Quesadillas $13.99

BBQ Pulled pork, sweet peppers, black olives, tomatoes, green onions, black beans, sweetcorn & three cheeses with salsa & sour cream.

Salads

House Salad $8.99

House greens, cucumber, tomato, red cabbage & carrot. Dressing : Balsamic vinegar, Greek feta, Ranch, Caesar, Blue cheese, 100 Islands.

The Diner Caesar $10.99

Crisp romaine hearts topped with real bacon, home made croutons, parmesan cheese & Caesar dressing on the side.

Chicken Caesar Salad $13.99

Crisp romaine hearts & grilled chicken breast topped with bacon, home made croutons parmesan cheese & caesar dressing on the side.

6oz Striploin steak $15.99

Blackened 6oz AAA grade striploin steak served on bed of house greens with red onion, cucumber, tomato, carrot, red cabbage & goat cheese. House dressing on the side.

Cobb Salad $14.99

House greens topped with grilled chicken breast, carrots, cucumbers, red cabbage, tomatoes, avocado, three cheeses, bacon, and hard boiled egg. Blue cheese dressing on the side.

The DIner Greek $12.99

Romaine lettuce, red onions, cucumber, tomato, black olives, mised peppers, feta cheese & greek feta dressing.

The Diner Greek Chicken $16.98

Grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, red onions, cucumber, tomato, black olives, mised peppers, feta cheese & greek feta dressing.

Our Infamous Poutines

The Wellington Poutine $13.99

AAA Canadian beef tenderloin, sauteed peppers, onion and mushroom.

Classic Poutine $7.99

Simply curds, simply irresistible.

Piggy's Poutine $11.99

Smoky BBQ pulled pork and caramelized onions. Please use the comment box if you want to remove the onions.

The Montrealer $11.99

Juicy Montreal-Style smoked beef brisket.

Lobster Poutine $14.99

Atlantic lobster, green onion and hollandaise on top of sweet potato fries. YUMMMM....

The Romanoff $13.99

Red wine cabernet mushroom gravy topped with a sunny egg, bacon & a house burger.

Classic Sandwiches

Classic Chicken Club $12.99

Grilled chicken breast, cheddar cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce & tomato.

California Club $13.99

Grilled chicken breast, avocado, chipotle mayo, mozzarella cheese, lettuce & tomato.

Tenderloin Philly $13.99

AAA beef tenderloin, red and green peppers, onion, mushrooms and Swiss cheese served on a garlic sub bun.

Reuben Melt $13.99

Grilled rye bread, layered with thinly sliced Montreal-style smoked meat, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese and thousand island dressing.

Piggy's Pulled Pork $13.99

Slow roasted pulled-pork smothered in whisky BBQ sauce, caramelized onions, cheddar cheese, in-house slaw and spicy chipotlé mayo on a kaiser bun.

Diner Club $14.99

Triple decker with breaded chicken, bacon, ham, fried eggs, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & mayo.

Chicken Cordon Bleu Club $13.99

Triple decker with breaded chicken, black forest ham, melted swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato & pesto mayo.

Bacon Cheese Burger Club $12.99

triple decker with our house burger, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & mayo.

BLT / Ham N Cheese ( A la carte ) $6.99

Burgers

Classic Burger $10.99

All beef burger, served with lettuce & tomato.

Brie Burger $13.99

Our classic patty with sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions & brie cheese.

Fire Cracker Brger $13.99

Cheddar cheese, red peppers, jalapeño poppers, Chipotle mayo, Frank's red hot and an onion ring.

The Baha $12.99

Our classic patty dripping with Frank's Buffalo hot sauce, cream cheese, jalapeno peppers and bacon.

The Kentucky Crunch $13.99

Crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside... topped with house coleslaw, apple spears, bacon, mozza cheese & chipotle mayo.

Smokey & The Bandit Burger $13.99

Caramelized onions, bacon, cheddar, smokey BBQ sauce and a fried sunnyside-up egg.

Double Grilled Cheese Burger $14.99

Hand pressed house burger between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches.

Double Bacon Double Grilled Cheese Cheese Burger $16.99

Hand pressed house burger between 2 grilled cheese sandwiches & stuffed with double the bacon.

The Messy Montreal Burger $15.99

6oz of smoked meat, smokey BBQ sauce, caramelized onions and mozzarella cheese.

The Mac Daddy $15.99

Triple decker, double patty, double cheddar cheese, fancy sauce topped with lettuce, tomato, onions & double pickles.

The Blue Moon $13.99

Patty topped with blue cheese & bacon.

The Kentucky Crunch ( Naked ) $11.99

Butt naked.

Wraps and Platters

Chicken Caesar Wrap $12.99

Grilled chicken breast, romaine lettuce, bacon, caesar dressing & parmesan cheese.

Buffalo Chicken Wrap $12.99

Crispy chicken tenders tossed in hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, mozzarella cheese & ranch dressing.

Veggie Wrap (Raw) $12.99

Sauteed spinach, zucchini, bell peppers, mushroom, crumbled feta, lettuce, tomato and pesto mayo.

The Fajita Wrap $13.99

Seasoned chipotle chicken, avodaco, sauteed onions, mixed peppers, shredded cheese & salsa.

Baked Mac and Cheese

Pesto Chicken $14.99

Basil pesto, baby spinach, grilled chicken & mixed peppers.

Straight Up Mac & Cheese $12.99

Sweet cream and parmesan. Simply delicious.

Philly Cheese Steak Mac & Cheese $15.99

Tenderloin steak, mixed peppers, onions, mushrooms, tangy cream cheese sauce. A chef's favourite!

Carbonara $13.99

Loads of bacon, caramelized onions and mushrooms.

Lobster Mac & cheese $15.99

100% Atlantic lobster, a hint of garlic and sweet cream.

Primavera Mac $13.99

Baby spinach, zucchini, mixed peppers,onions, broccoli,mushrooms, in a pesto cream sauce.

The Sicilian $13.99

Spicy sausage,mixed peppers, onions, & garlic cream sauce.

Mains

Liver, Bacon & Onions $12.99

Baby beef liver, fried bacon and onions served with mashed potatoes or fries, gravy & fresh vegetables.

Beer Battered Fish & Chips $13.99

Our crispy beer batter, wrapped around a generous portion of haddock, teamed with our house tartar and slaw.

Steak & Frites Dinner $15.99

A premium cut 6 oz. New York strip loin and golden frites, served with a small caesar salad, coleslaw and a pickle slice.

Salisbury Steak $13.99

12oz Hamburger steak topped with fried onions & gravy. Served with fries or mashed, steamed veg; carrots, red peppers & broccoli.

Chicken Finger Platter $12.99

4 Juicy, breaded chicken fingers. Served with plum sauce, fries, coleslaw & a tangy dill pickle.

Hot Hamburger $12.99

Our classic patty between 2 slices of bread & smothered in gravy. Served with fries or mash, steamed veg; carrots, red peppers & broccoli.

Extras

Fries $3.99

Gravy $1.99

Small Garden Salad $3.99

Small Caesar Salad $4.99

Crisp romaine hearts topped with real bacon, home made croutons, parmesan cheese & Caesar dressing on the side.

Single Pancake $2.99

One of our delicious housemade pancakes.

Single French Toast $2.99

One piece of french toast made with a thick slice of Rideau Bakery egg bread.

Extra Maple Syrup $1.99

Extra Baked Beans $2.99

Side order of baked beans.

Extra Bacon (3 pcs) $1.99

Extra Sausage (3 pcs) $1.99

Extra Ham $1.99

Extra Smoked Meat $3.99

Extra Hollandaise $2.99

Extra Chipotle Hollandaise $3.49

Kettleman's Bagel with Cream Cheese $4.99

Waffle Fries $4.99

Creatively cut for ideal fry-to-delicious ratio.

Home Fries $2.99

House-made chunky fries cooked til crispy on the outside and perfectly tender on the inside.

Extra Mayo $0.49

Side order of our house made mayonnaise.

Extra Pesto $0.99

Side order of our house made pesto.

Extra Chipotle Mayo $0.99

Extra Hot Sauce $0.49

Beverages

Juice $3.99

Apple Juice Orange Juice Cranberry Juice Grapefruit Juice

Iced Tea (20 oz.) $2.99

Soft Drinks (20 oz.) $2.99

Coke Diet Coke Sprite Ginger Ale Root Beer

Milk $3.99

White milk.

Small - $2.99Large - $3.99

Chocolate Milk $3.99

Chocolate milk.

Small - $2.99Large - $3.99

Bottled Water $2.49

20 oz bottle.

Coffee $2.49

Fresh ground and brewed.

Tea $2.49

Perfectly steeped.

Juice ( small ) $2.99

Apple, orange, cranberry or grapefruit.

Milk ( small ) $2.99

White milk.

Chocolate Milk ( small ) $2.99

Chocolate milk.

San Pellegrino ( 500ml ) $4.99

San Pellegrino ( 500ml ) $4.99

Milkshakes

Vanilla Milkshake $5.99

The classic.

Chocolate Milkshake $5.99

Creamy and chocolatey.

Mocchacino Milkshake $6.99

Chocolate + coffee + milkshake = yum!

Peanut Butter and Jam Milkshake $6.99

Crunchy peanut butter and sweet jam twisted together into your new favourite milkshake.

Strawberry Milkshake $5.99

The world's favourite berry made drinkable.

Chocolate & Banana Milkshake $6.99

Our classic chocolate shake with a kick of banana.

Creamsicle Milkshake $6.99

A liquefied version of the classic summer treat.

Maple Milkshake $5.99

A Maple syrup twist.

PB & Chocolate Milkshake $5.99

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